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April 12th, 2008
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Lillian has a message for you, Universe
And that message is OH MY GOD I can't believe how fucking HORRIBLE everything is, what HORRIBLE PEOPLE mommy and daddy are, that the sun has the unMITIGATED fucking GALL to go on the OTHER SIDE of the EARTH when I am still physically capable of going down the slide! No, fuck YOU, dinner. fuck YOU, milk. Fuck YOU, num-nums -- yes, I went there, fuck you, num-nums! FUCK the fucking book about dinosaurs, fuck diapers, fuck jammies, NO YOU WILL NOT put me to bed, Oh my GOD I can't believe you're doing this to me you WHORES, you SONS of FUCKING BITCHES! Oh my GOD you will pay somedzzzzzzzzzzz

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From:[info]cz_unit
Date:April 13th, 2008 04:01 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I get that from Bri pretty much every night... :-)

CZ
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From:[info]saint_buddha
Date:April 13th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC)
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Is she in a Big Girl Bed yet? Wait for that precious experience. Other than that, I agree with this post.

Edited at 2008-04-13 04:31 am (UTC)
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From:[info]sistawendy
Date:April 13th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
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A fine translation from the Baby into English.
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From:[info]blottedcopybook
Date:April 13th, 2008 06:36 am (UTC)
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Oh I'm sure Nairn feels her pain. Erica largely doesn't care as long as she has her blanket.
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From:[info]emmacrew
Date:April 13th, 2008 06:46 am (UTC)

William chmes in

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What the fucking hell, I want to climb on your foot, Mommy, the fact that you sprained your ankle doesn't mean squat to me, all I know is you are a RIGHTEOUS BITCH for stopping me.
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From:[info]colorwhirl
Date:April 13th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
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Heeeee.

<3!
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From:[info]cubes
Date:April 13th, 2008 08:41 am (UTC)
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It is 4:30am. I cannot find a comfortable position in which to sleep. This creature in my belly is bruising me from the inside out with her pointy little feet and knees.

I am pretty sure this would be just as hilarious to me at any other time as well, but I soooo needed a laugh right now!
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From:[info]jennfurr
Date:April 13th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
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try my experience from 5+ years ago... twins... both moving around, all eight pointy elbows and feet poking out, and both of them hiccuping out of sync AT THE SAME TIME!! AUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
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From:[info]bridgetminerva
Date:April 13th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
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LMFAO


thank you for that insightful post
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From:[info]toad_hall
Date:April 13th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
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ha. I always figured that babies and animals (my dog in particular) were swearing like sailors a good part of the day.
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From:[info]tigerbright
Date:April 13th, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
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I had B convulsing on the floor with a dramatic reading of this.
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From:[info]jennfurr
Date:April 13th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
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and you forgot the I CAN'T SLEEP I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING!!!!
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From:[info]jessicac
Date:April 13th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
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I think Lillian is a much nicer girl than that and would be astonished to hear her use such language.

YOU, on the other hand...

*smoochies*


;)
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From:[info]operatic
Date:April 16th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
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Hey, Happy Birthday! :)
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